You are kidding, right?

[ptpgrad]

So under the Urban slang dictionary, today's definition is for "Oral Sex"

the definition?...
The act of two persons using their mouths to perform sexual intercourse. These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are rarely a married couple.

I'm not getting married.

Comments

[mandrakan.livejournal.com]

Heh. So what's the proper term when they are a married couple?

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

Bribery.

[dawntreader]

Birthday presents!!

[anathemad.livejournal.com]

We must be rare then.

[eloquentwthrage.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's hilarious!!

Perfect icon for this post, BTW. Yours, I mean.

[30-stories-hi.livejournal.com]

It's a myth. Don't believe the hype.

[priestesm.livejournal.com]

Guess we're pretty rare too then.
How stupid.

[scaleslea.livejournal.com]

The students are left to draw their own conclusions...

Doc

[uncle-possum.livejournal.com]

Well, another example of why you can't trust that particular database. Besides, the definition is flawed--both using mouth for intercourse at the same time is only one variety.

[anjabeth.livejournal.com]

Aw, man! Does that mean we gotta stop, now? ;)

[ebourland.livejournal.com]

>>>The act of two persons using their mouths to perform sexual intercourse.

Meaning two people orally servicing a third person? Or each other, at the same time or serially? Any is quite fine of course, but the definition as given is unclear. I'm just saying. That dictionary needs an editor.