ptpgrad | Jul. 2nd, 2009

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape
Hours left until your suspension	25
Your crime	Masturbating. They know.
Who reported you	lastwordy_mcgee
Your fate	You buy a tropical island and start a whole new country, where fandom can live at peace, unmolested by those who do not understand.

When all you need is a little cheese...