Ok brain trust - apartment info

My friend is looking for an Apt.

"As to the apt. I would like DC or close to metro train ( preferably red). As big as possible for around $1200 and with as many utilities covered as possible. You know the dream place on a dime. I have a car so I would like parking. I have a bird. "

Any suggestions? It's for one person. Reply to me and I will forward to her. THANKS!

Serenity's Gaze?

I heard it's your birthday (insert appropriate music here)

I hope it's tremendous! Celebrate with some wine...or with some haggis, but not the two together.